Green Spew

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS HIGHLY NASTY DEPICTIONS. DO NOT READ IF PRONE TO PUKING.

Ok, this will get ugly. My mom and dad have been kind of arguing, because my mom just found out that my dad likes lima beens, and my dad said she knew that, and she just doesn't like them, but my mom says she loves them. So tonight we had lima beens, and because of my spacers, it was hard to chew, so I was stuck there, with my mouth full of nasty lima beens, and Alec said to drink some milk to help it go down, so I do, and then my mom says don't spew, so of course I do, and I end up with a plate full of green mush floating in white, but it wasn't that bad, because a lot of it had landed on my leg. So there I was, milk dripping out of my mouth onto a plate fludded with what looked like little patches of grass sticking out of the snow, and a soping white and green pant leg. In fact, I still have my napkin pressed to my pants. You can skip the part about the grass in the snow, we had our MAP-R tests today, so I'm feeling kind-of poetic, like I'm back in English with Madame Riley.